were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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