I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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