I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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