do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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