i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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