5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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