if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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