shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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