I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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