She said her name was "party"
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
