the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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