who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
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Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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