So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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