I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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