I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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