My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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