there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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