the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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