I'm drive I can fine osifer
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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