Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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