well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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