walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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