i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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