yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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