he wants to bone in the snuggie
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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