dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
3pm strippers are depressing
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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