its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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