That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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