covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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