I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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