I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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