I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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