I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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