I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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