id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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