my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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