Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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