Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.