my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me