dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
this boner is exhausting
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.