It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.