I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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