I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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