if only i could text you this smell
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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