My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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