You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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