apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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