the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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