so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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