I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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