He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
40s are totally the cure
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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