Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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