She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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