Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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