i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.