Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(828): View more from North Carolina

..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.

(1-828): View more from North Carolina

nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz

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(817): View more from Texas

Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?

(1-817): View more from Texas

You weighed it?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

4 words: hood of his car

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend

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(631): View more from New York

Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying

(1-631): View more from New York

Oh good your over him

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(303): View more from Colorado

My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."

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(630): View more from Illinois

Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.

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