we're blogging at a bar
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder