I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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