have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
